MAX: In “Ark,” the first story in the collection, the protagonist, Karis, is the caretaker for all the birds aboard Noah’s ark-but she mistakenly brings two male chickens along, upending the one male-one female rule. And what I almost always find is that, regardless of how wacky it seemed at first, I end up at a place where I’m talking about relationships between people, which are always interesting and complex. ![]() And so, I love to start with what I call a strange seed-and then I grow that seed up. And not only is that just a fact, it’s also really fun. It’s full of weird animals it’s full of weird space stories. And I think we do an injustice to the world if we ignore that fact. MAX: In There Is Only Us, the utterly ordinary (frustrating bosses, high school, family) exists alongside the utterly weird (astronaut twins, a reversal of Genesis, unknowable secretions). Max Owens from WWU's Graduate School sat down with Ballering (MFA, '19) to talk about the strangeness of the world, weird jobs, and her experience as an MFA student in Western’s creative writing program. Her writing is informed by her work in many different worlds: as the program manager for a historic tall ship, the receptionist at a garbage dump, an olive oil saleswoman, a teacher, a radio copywriter, and - currently - as the assistant dean of Admission Communication at Reed College. She loves stories that are playful, tender, and strange, and her speculative fiction has appeared in Electric Literature’s Recommended Reading, Craft, Hobart, and elsewhere. From a satirical retelling of the story of Noah’s ark, to sisters transforming into naked mole rats, Ballering’s debut collection journeys into weird and wonderful worlds - all while examining the connections that bind us.īallering is a writer and teacher who lives in Portland, Oregon. Western Washington University alumna Zoe Ballering’s collection of short stories, There Is Only Us, released in November 2022, recently won the 2022 Katherine Anne Porter Prize in Short Fiction from the University of North Texas Press.
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In the above example, a file by name test.csv is created on the desktop that contains the list of. CitrixReceiverdesktopcleanup.exe /LIST \Desktop\test.csv>.Navigate to the folder where Citrix Receiver desktop clean-up utility is present. Two versions of the application are available, which in both cases remains free but with different compatibility of the devices. Launch the command prompt or PowerShell and. It is possible to download a demo of XenApp Server, upon registration. The application is available for free in the AppStore, but to function, it requires XenApp or PresentationServer servers. ![]() ![]() Right-click on the Citrix Workspace icon Select Advanced Preferences Click on Reset Citrix. Once inside, we would have access to our desktop and/or virtual applications, just like we were in the office.Īccess is possible in both WiFi and 3G/4G so that we could connect in any situation and from anywhere. In the lower right corner, near the clock, select the up arrow. After the simple configuration, we will only have to enter the company credentials and log in. With Citrix Receiver, it will be possible to read Outlook e-mails, update the calendar, modify an appointment or open our documents in an application such as Word, Excel and browse sites with Firefox with lots of support for Flash.Īfter installing and opening the application for the first time, we will be asked to configure the type of access to our corporate infrastructure and the address where Citrix services reside. ![]() Besides, we will be able to access and take advantage of some native applications of the desktop operating system, directly from the iPhone. For example, it will be possible to take control of the screen of our computer to display it directly on an Ipad, but we can also combine an iPhone to be used as a mouse of our virtual desktop. Thanks to Citrix Receiver, we will be able to work by combining our devices together. Citrix Receiver for Windows is a software developed by Citrix System Inc, a multinational corporation founded in 1989, which provides technologies for desktop and server virtualization, networking, and cloud computing, including open-source Xen products, the leader in the sector of application virtualization for a year.Ĭitrix Receiver is an application for purely corporate use that goes beyond simple remote control with this software, it allows us to access our desktop computer directly from our iPhone or iPad. Microsoft has confirmed that this is a problem in the Microsoft products that are listed in the "Applies to" section. If unintended changes occur, keep working down the list until you correct all the numbers and letters. Note This workaround may have unintended changes to the lettering and numbering of list items below the item that you change. Type the number or letter that you want, and then press TAB. Select the list item that you want to renumber. To manually renumber a list, follow these steps: ![]() To work around this problem, you may have to manually renumber the lettered (or subordinate) list. Note that the letter bullets in the second instance of bullet 2 are renumbered. The numbered list resembles the following: On the Numbering tab, click Restart Numbering and then click OK. Both services offer a basic word processor layout, so you can easily transfer a document by copying and pasting it with no conversion issues. Note that the numbered list (as opposed to the lettered list) is restarted at number 4. The document now looks similar to the following: Place the insertion point below the last line of text, and then on the Edit menu, click Paste. Select all of the text, and then on the Edit menu, click Copy. On the Numbered tab, select the first numbered list format (number followed by a period), and then click OK. On the Format menu, click Bullets and Numbering. Ive created it in word online, and then copied it to google docs. Start Microsoft Office Word 2003 or Microsoft Word 2002, and then create a new document. But the google doc does not mess up the formatting. 140 adding a word to the standard dictionary, 195 adding multilevel lists or bullet points to documents, 184 Align option, 168 annotations, setting. This behavior may occur when you restart the numbering in a copied list, as in the following example: ![]() When you create a numbered list in a Microsoft Word document, and the list contains at least two levels of numbering, and you then copy and paste the list to another part of the document, the numbering may change in the child list. ![]() With 100% of the proceeds going towards maintaining the buildings and grounds, attendees can have a great time while also supporting the parish and community. Thomas, with the planning committee and volunteers working tirelessly to make it a success. ‘ Das ist mir Wurscht’ or ‘it’s sausage to me’ is a way of expressing disinterest. The main stage music lineup features both returning favorites and emerging local talent, ensuring a lively atmosphere for all attendees. No matter the occasion, the German language will probably have a suitably sausage-y saying for it. Sausage Fest offers dozens of inexpensive games for kids of all ages, multiple food booths and an outdoor beer garden featuring live music from local bands. For a taste of Oktoberfest, order their Oktoberfest Pack for 52 (available year round for delivery). Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches. Meanwhile, a separate chaperoned party lot keeps teens entertained with a DJ. a party of only guys (or at least 80 guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner. Fun Activities for All AgesĪctivities for younger guests include inflatables, games, and face painting. Guests aged 21 and over can enjoy their beverages in separate beer or wine gardens. Non-beer drinkers can choose from wine, soda, and water. Kincaid and Sons meat market, sides from Illinois Street Food Emporium, pizza from Byrnes, and an array of snacks and sweets in the Snack Shack. The Pálinka and Sausage Festival which is held, yearly in autumn, is an attraction to fans of the combination of food, good drinks and authentic folklore. SausageFest boasts ice-cold beer from Sun King Brewery, mouthwatering sausage from L.E. Thomas, as the proceeds from the event help maintain the buildings and grounds. The primary goal is for everyone to have a fantastic at the festival time while supporting St. Thomas Aquinas has become known as the “best fest in the Midwest.” Parishioners, school families, and Butler-Tarkington neighbors have made this late summer celebration a welcoming and enjoyable event for all. Celebrating its 19th year, SausageFest at St. Read on to discover the six varieties of Oktoberfest sausages, plus delicious German recipes and a look at the history behind Oktoberfest. ![]() General Hayati Tani renamed for us, “average American Joe Salaryman waiters”. I so wish I could enact that Tivo commercial, where a couple of guys throw a network boss out the window, with MXC creators. Well, our shows do not rewards knowledge. The series aired on the Spike cable network between 20. In it, contestants must complete physical challenges set for them by a pair of weird fictional characters who oversee the competition. Your shows reward knowledge we punish ignorance“. 8.7 (3,296) This American game show is a re-edited version of the Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle. “ Now, our game shows are a little different from yours. Well, I guess this mutant of a show is still watchable if you mute the moronic braying of the idiotic remixers. The actual storming of the castle was a great thing to look forward to at the end of the show, even though the contestants succeeded only a couple of times through the whole run of the series. Instead of concentrating so much on humiliating falls, in the original show they replayed attempts that showed the most determination, to this day I remember the guy who tilted at about 20 degrees to the ground on the stepping stones challenge, yet made one more jump. Yet they showed fighting spirit, hanging on as long as possible, getting up drenched in dirt and mocked by Takeshi’s henchmen, yet not loosing face. Most of them failed at these tasks, facing painful and humiliating falls. It has hundreds of regular people facing almost impossible tasks. The original Japanese show had so many things going for it, no wonder I remembered it for 12-15 years after seeing a couple of episodes. Then I apologize for calling this mutilation one of the dumbest things on TV. Or some bigwig came up with these brilliant enhancements and the poor producers had no chance but to go along. Or Spike TV did not have enough money for a Japanese translator. Of course, it is possible that the owners of Takeshi’s Castle footage sold it under the condition that it should be disfigured like this. Instead they show replays of the more painful falls and scrapes that the contestants suffer. ![]() * They removed the actual storming of Takeshi’s castle, although you sometimes can see the castle in the background. * They completely replaced the dialogue Mystery Science Theater 3000 style, but with a lot of crude, frequently homophobic and sometimes even racist comments. * They edited the footage to somehow give the impression that the original one hundred something contestants are broken up into two teams. Count Takesh’s advisor whose name I don’t know became Kenny Blankenship. General Tani became Captain Tenneal, Count Count Beat Takeshi became Vic Romano. Here’s what these brilliant minds did to the poor thing: This is a creation of a few of mentally challenged Spike TV producers who somehow got their hands on vintage Takeshi’s Castle footage and proceeded to anally rape it. I recorded one episode, expecting a new American Gladiators type show. Here’s what has to say about it : “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (or “MXC”) is the ultimate in reality sports, where contestants comprised of two teams are physically and mentally challenged and eliminated through crazy and challenging games.” See, livejournal user n0w emailed me about this show called MXC, telling me that it’s a new version of “ Takeshi’s Castle“. |